Here are some thought-provoking facts. Some of them may even bring a smile to
your face.
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
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You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
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You're never quite sure whether it's against the law to have a fire in
your back garden.
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Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
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Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
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Rummaging in an overgrown garden always turns up a bouncy ball.
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You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
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The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first opportunity.
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Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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You never ever run out of salt.
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Old ladies can eat a lot more than you think.
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You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
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There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your
hand or head stuck in something.
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Despite constant warnings, you never actually met anybody who had their
arm broken by a swan.
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The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
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People who don't drive always slam car doors too hard.
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You turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
to stir paint with.
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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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In every bag of chips there is always a bad one.
